Evan

Me(Someone ugly and dumb as fuck); Sometimes a great person who everyone likes; Sometimes extremely intelligent;
Somebody with a fucking amazing reputation; A guy who is fucking OBSESSED with looks

Guy 1: “Hey look it’s Evan”
Guy 2: “Woahhhh I love him already”
Guy 1: “The fuck“

by skskskskandioopsistersevanugly November 3, 2019

Evan

Evan is a gorgeous most handsome boy you will ever meet. He treats girls very well and is always by there side. He’s kind and caring and a right laugh. He’s one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. Don’t let go of him, he’s like a precious diomand.

Girl- *crys*

Evan-whats up?
Girl- then people are horrible

Evan- Let me have a word with them

by James08 November 2, 2019

Evan

Evan is good at all sports. He is also so good looking that all the girls present think he is handsome and at least one guy. Evan has a long shlong and gets all the pussy.

Evan is amazing at basketball

by Urmomswanga October 21, 2017

Evan

thicc with infinite C's

Alberto~ "Damn man have you seen Evan he is soooooo thicc!!!"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"

by Albert Alien June 24, 2018

Evan

Evan is a masculine male. He has every girl in love with him and is constantly sweet and honest. He never judges or calls people names. He always forgives, and never wants to hurt someone’s feelings. He cares beyond belief and loves with all his heart. He does everything he is asked and is great at football, basketball, and wrestling. He is tall and handsome and is decent sized in weight. He is great at drumming and is popular but doesn’t know it.

Who is that great drummer up there?

Oh, that’s Evan.

by hvw913 April 23, 2018

Evan

The coolest guy on earth.

He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.

"Evan has to be the best guy"

by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018

Evan

A pussy that has a girlfriend just to hide the fact that he is gay

I am an Evan.

by Ealgivf February 4, 2019