Eugene

Eugene is a very odd man. He likes soccer. But most of all, he absolutely loves hentai and Valorant.

Hey, did you see Eugene? Yeah he's playing Valorant.

by MON00122300 April 14, 2022

Eugene

Pogi. Mabait. Maangas ang dating. The perfect specimen of mankind.

Did you see that guy? Just like Eugene!

by jaydecali August 19, 2021

Eugene

Eugene is a smart person. He is a trustworthy and a genius friend with constant ideas.

Abby: did you hear about the new eugene coming to our class?
Joe: Yes, I heard he's real smart.

by Udic people June 22, 2023

Careful with that axe Eugene!

1. A slang way of telling someone to calm down, akin to 'cool your jets'

2. A song by Pink Floyd

3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac

Roger: Careful with that axe Eugene!
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

by BaklavaMcFunny February 29, 2024

Eugene

Eugene is a cool guy. He has tons of friends, and is a ladies man. He’s 6’3 and gets all A’s. Everyone would want to be his friend. He’s super sexy and handsome. Did I mention he’s so cool? Well he’s super cool, he could lift over 200 pounds and can play every instrument in the world. Since he’s 6’2 he can get the cookie jar on the top of the cabinet and open the pickle jar.

“That guy is so cool”
“Do you mean Eugene?”

by Eugene lover May 11, 2022

Eugene

an egg.

Eugene's head looks like an egg.

by justarandomperson12345 March 27, 2024

Eugene

A.K.A Huge Eug, The Beast from the Far East, and Absolute Academic Weapon. Has been to Great WOlf Lodge more than once and loves youtube Shorts

Bro is that "EUGENE" or just a fat stack of poutine

by EugeneLOVER69 October 17, 2022