Eugene

Eugene is a cool guy. He has tons of friends, and is a ladies man. He’s 6’3 and gets all A’s. Everyone would want to be his friend. He’s super sexy and handsome. Did I mention he’s so cool? Well he’s super cool, he could lift over 200 pounds and can play every instrument in the world. Since he’s 6’2 he can get the cookie jar on the top of the cabinet and open the pickle jar.

“That guy is so cool”
“Do you mean Eugene?”

by Eugene lover May 11, 2022

Eugene

an egg.

Eugene's head looks like an egg.

by justarandomperson12345 March 27, 2024

Careful with that axe Eugene!

1. A slang way of telling someone to calm down, akin to 'cool your jets'

2. A song by Pink Floyd

3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac

Roger: Careful with that axe Eugene!
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

by BaklavaMcFunny February 29, 2024

Eugene

Has a sense of humour most people don't. Is usually caring and protective towards people he cares for. Treasure friendships alot. Drawn to tattoos. Talkative and approachable. Usually capable in what they're doing, and well loved by others. Can be stubborn at times. Generous with people he cares for.

Let's all be a Eugene

by C.R.K.LKL November 21, 2021

Eugene

Eugene is the best boyfriend I could ever ask for. He is caring, kind, respectful, and sweet. He makes me laugh and I always have fun with him. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with him. He likes horror movies, anime, fitness, and most importantly he likes ✨me✨ . His birthday is on the 1st of December. He keeps a knife under his bed and a stick in his closet. He’s almost 25 and sleeps with a spider-man blanket. He knows how to use excel which is really hot.

Eugene is perfect for me. I love him so much.

“i love you eugene.”

by danger flash November 21, 2021

Eugene Oregon

she was never interested with you to begin with. if she texted you this and you're confused so you came here, just stop trying bro

Person 1: "Hey! I'm really excited for our date tonight"
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."

by roneallm August 29, 2024

Eugene

The definition of Eugene is a name of a Disney character from beauty and the beast. Being called Eugene is a complement. It means you beat women and make a whole from there ass to there vagina and put there hair through there ass and out the vagina then pull repeatedly till they turn into a ball and break there spine.

In stead of Eugene Joshua can be used in women beating scenarios

I am Eugene or I will Eugene you

by Eugene the one November 7, 2022