To preform the act of "El deaned" you must first find a nice but single female who's on vacation by herself the proceed to drink excess amounts of tequila to the point where she allows you to fingerbanged her in a star wars while your friends pose for pictures during the act
by storm trooper April 26, 2014
Get the El Deanmug. The mule that carries The Monkey to the top of the Pyrenees or Dolomites when he goes on holiday. To make this more easy on El Buerro, the monkey often transforms into a titanium sandwich or somesuch.
by Anonymous June 27, 2003
Get the El Buerromug. 
A method of gaining and exploiting the trust of a vulnerable woman. Positioning oneself to be the primary source of support and intimate information, with the intention of bedding the anguished.
He played el confidente to the widow Brown, and reaped luscious fruits borne from Herr Brown's considerate compost.
by sirspudd October 2, 2007
Get the el confidentemug. a mexican restaurant where the food is ok but there is this one realllllyyyyyyy hot skinny and older mexican guy thats super sexual which makes you 2 eye-fuck the ENTIRE time you are there without regret.
Lets go to el toreo to see that fucking sexy mexican waiter... i think that he is the manager too... hmm thats pretty sexy right there!!!
by kiely April 12, 2009
Get the el toreomug. 
An El dickhead is someone whom is not merely just an average dickhead but a massive one.
Could also be a Spanish dickhead
Could also be a Spanish dickhead
by El Dickhead May 12, 2018
Get the el dickheadmug.