Douchebag

An insecure male that comes well-packaged, only to clean vaginas

"check out that hair! and those abs! but hes kinda empty...make a great tool for my crotch tho!"

"that guy in the pink shirt thinks his douchebag ass is getting with so many girls but they're using him"

by Etiquette December 14, 2009

douchebag

1. Douchebag, literally, is a bag used to carry a douche in, often times, the word is misused and mistaken for actually being a synonym for douche since douchebags are no longer used.
2. As an adjective, douchebag is often used as an insult with no true meaning.

1. Guy: Hey, i got you a douchebag .
Girl: That's a douche you dipshit .
2. Can't you figure anything out, you stupid douchebag?

by ducuss January 18, 2008

douchebag

Pure and simple:

Douche Bags = Canadians

Mike lives in Douchebag Country(Canada!)

by Jakob Snow May 20, 2006

Douchebag

Someone who is incredibly stupid or idiotic.

Dude1: Press the button.
Dude2: There isn't a button there.
Dude1: I'm staring straight at it you fucking douchebag!!!

by N4TH4N December 28, 2005

douchebag

referring to a person- basically a total cock-blocking jerk.

not only in dan a total douchebag, but he has a receding hairline as well.

dan was a total douchebag, so me and monnik and kevin vandalized his truck.

by Chelsea!?!? April 7, 2007

Douchebag

A guy who is fucking a girl that you would like to fuck, but can't.

I can't believe that Kate is still going out with that douchebag!

by Count Frolic May 7, 2016

douchebag

A way to affectionately express your love to a friend or family.

Cathie, you are such a douchebag!

by cthompson912 June 30, 2010