Douchebag

Typically a white, 6 foot tall guy with a goatee who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. A Douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole.
Look at that Douchebag who thinks the sun rises and sets for him.
by 2012geek2011 October 31, 2011
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1. Douchebag, literally, is a bag used to carry a douche in, often times, the word is misused and mistaken for actually being a synonym for douche since douchebags are no longer used.
2. As an adjective, douchebag is often used as an insult with no true meaning.
1. Guy: Hey, i got you a douchebag .
Girl: That's a douche you dipshit .
2. Can't you figure anything out, you stupid douchebag?
by ducuss January 18, 2008
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Mike lives in Douchebag Country(Canada!)
by Jakob Snow May 20, 2006
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Someone who is incredibly stupid or idiotic.
Dude1: Press the button.
Dude2: There isn't a button there.
Dude1: I'm staring straight at it you fucking douchebag!!!
by N4TH4N December 28, 2005
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referring to a person- basically a total cock-blocking jerk.
not only in dan a total douchebag, but he has a receding hairline as well.

dan was a total douchebag, so me and monnik and kevin vandalized his truck.
by Chelsea!?!? April 07, 2007
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Friend: Did you see that douchebag?!
Me: Oh, that's my ex, Jayson!
by WakaWoman January 15, 2012
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A guy who is fucking a girl that you would like to fuck, but can't.
I can't believe that Kate is still going out with that douchebag!
by Count Frolic May 07, 2016
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