by pappilosee September 7, 2021

Dilf is a word standing for the phrase Dad I’d Like (To) Fuck. Often used to describe attractive older mean mainly fathers or father figures (people who use this term are often pretty obnoxious)
by Dogballs 808 May 24, 2021

Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him
Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all
Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all
by Vincent 64 February 12, 2021
