dildomites

Tiny little bugs that thrive on the filthy unwashed dildos of homeless tweakers (men or women).

You see all those dildomites on Amy's dildo? #nowwhatchagonedowithit

by The Hoboken Guido January 27, 2016

dildo feet

When ones toes, both in female and male , are long enough to be used as a dildo or sexually pleasurable toy.

Over there, that Cameron, has those dildo feet on 177.

by Srdavidrg October 10, 2016

dildorino

A term frequently used to describe someone as dildo like. This is what separates the term from dick. Calling someone a dick is referencing that their behavior is alike that of male genitalia, or overall acting as if their intentions are to fuck someone over. A dildorino is a someone with behavior similar to that of a sex toy; they will never go out on their own to screw anyone, but as soon as someone wants to fuck someone over they will jump at the opportunity to help.

"Jamie you effing dildorino," Dan continued, "You knew that he was drawing that dick on my face, didn't you?"

by ThaBusterD July 5, 2016

dildographer

A name referd to the person who takes pictures of dildoes for marketing on the internet.

Dildoes sex toys rubber dong

The dildographer took some great pics of the new products

by Smart word guy December 18, 2016

Dildai Lama

Spiritual leader appointed by dicks that run the CCP

Xi Cuntpig will appoint the next Dildai Lama

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021

dildonor

Someone who donates dildos to people with sexual desire.

Child: I want a dildo.
Mother: The dildonor granted your wish.

by gregben June 8, 2021

dildoy

when something is not ideal or when something is annoying
usually paired with the word "hella" before it

"Bro did you see the new movie?"
"Yeah bruh the plot was hella dildoy, would not watch again"

by headphone zombie nigga June 30, 2022