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David

One of the most intelligent people you will ever meet.

Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.

Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.

May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.

Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.

Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)

Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.

Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.
Oh there’s David, he broke my heart again, I hate him.(still loves him and will forgive him again.)
by IwantSpaghetti November 3, 2019
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David

Someone who really likes art. Museum is his thing. He is very indecisive with a lot of things; may it be food, people and career. Very charming. His smile always dazzled me. Person who doesn’t like to argue and don’t want any trouble.
His name always reminds me of David and Goliath; hence, I call him Goliath.
by felicity14 January 28, 2020
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david

David has FLY HACKS!!!
- "David, can't you just use your fly hacks and get up there?"
by NotRestless January 21, 2023
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David

An extremely sexy strong man with giant muscles he attracts snow bunnies and will snatch your mom faster than you can say Izzy T.
Wow that mans a real David!!
by ShawtyBae420 February 16, 2021
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David

Shy guy that probably plays too much Pokemon. Women hit on him but he's too dense to understand what's going on. Very caring, giving and compassionate. He's extremely bad at returning texts.
I tried to date a David but he was too into Pokemon
by Padrón Princess March 22, 2022
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david..

greatest goat in Laroi Hub, deserves mod, but still hasn't received it yet because the community is terrible and racist. #blm
david.. is so goated guys! -some random yellow name that asks when the next gb is and never donates
by ComeOnSammyBabyWhipItOut March 14, 2021
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david

david: the act of david
or
david: the feeling of david
Guy 1: david
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you how did you get in my house I'm calling the police.
by rileywynt March 5, 2021
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