dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.

today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.

by muffler November 9, 2008

Ghost Dump

The pleasantly surprising experience of not having to wipe after taking a dump.

"That feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force."

by TedStroke June 13, 2013

Big Dump

The act of taking a crap.

There is nothing more satisfying that taking a big dump with a good book to read too

by Rancid randy February 25, 2004

Drama Dump

When someone dumps all of their dramatic life issues on you upon first meeting them.

Damn, she just drama dumped me!

by OParks December 7, 2010

Travel dump

Taking that huge dump at home after being constipated during a trip.

The food in Chicago was great during my business trip, but it really stopped me up for a couple of days. Thank God I finally took a travel dump today, I was getting worried.

by FreddieFred June 28, 2015

mean dump

A dump to be reckoned with.

A dump that outcompetes most normal dumps.

Jesus Christ I crapped an hour ago and it still stinks in here. That was one mean dump!

by MysterionMothaFukca July 7, 2010

Lehman Dump

When individuals who tend not to fart abruptly in public use the toilet for a #2 Job and as a result of holding it in, a sound familiar to that of a 50. Caliber machine gun occurs, capable of ripping apart the porcelain lining of the common toilet.

Holy cow! did you hear that Lehman dump in the room beside us?! I thought we were under attack!

Yeah Mitch's dump was a definite Lehman dump.

by Birdman117 March 11, 2010