danish book

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.

AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf

Tyrone: You cool ass cracker

by KevinSpicey November 1, 2017

danish banana

It's a penis. That's it.

I can see your Danish Banana, dude.

by GontaGentleman November 10, 2017

danish cookie

A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.

1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"

1. Girl: "They are!"

by BittyCorn February 20, 2017

Danish Puddin cup

To take a shit into a cup, then give it to someone as a dessert. Shitcream.

She gave him a Danish Puddin Cup for dessert.

by Nasty Mane June 17, 2016

Danish Devil

Nickname given to danes by other scandinavian/nordic countries

That bloody danish devil is drinking his 15th beer

by MickyAnd January 27, 2016

warm danish

When you fill a women's vagina with solid cream cheese than let it melt out and eat the sweetness

Dude i gave my girlfriend a warm danish it was delicious

by Warm danish September 22, 2016

Hot danish

When you give your roommates hundreds of dollars for no reason

I'm feeling generous, how about a hot danish!

by Iikl May 3, 2018