Dallas fasanella

A horny male with a gigantic penis that pleasures girls

Yo Dallas Fasanella and wanna hang out

by Hdjsiegenduhr May 21, 2018

dallas facelift

To have the majority of one's head removed, while waving to the crowd.

I wonder if Jackie approved of her husband's decision to get that Dallas facelift.

by Horace Chit May 10, 2018

Dallas cowboys

Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.

“You see that really big pile of shit?”
“You mean the Dallas Cowboys?”
“Oh sorry yeah”

by bobmarley0021 October 21, 2018

dallas finest

To be the top dog in the city, yet be hated by the city.

I got pulled over by cops and got sent to jail wow they sure are Dallas finest

“He a rapper everyone likes to listen too but the city thinks his too wild for the younger crowd “. “oh he’s Dallas finest for sure”

by LITTEXAS February 10, 2019

Dallas Longron

A beautiful man with a big gurthy hairy veiny throbbing sweaty Cheeto dust covered black cock but he ugly n fat so

Dallas Longron gas a big dick

by Dallas Longron March 17, 2019

dallas stober

Dallas stober is mostly recognized as aidan sandy’s girlfriend but she’s also a very underrated youtuber who posts fun vlogs of her life. she’s very sweet, funny and also gorgeous . some might call her a vsco girl but she’s not like any other vsco girl. instead of using the line “save the turtles” she uses “save the fricken sharks” she also really cares about her fans and communicates with her fans. so stan dallas :)

friend 1: hey do you know dallas stober?
friend 2: yeah dude she’s gorgeous!

friend 1 : yeah! she responded to my message *screaming*

friend 2: DUDE NO WAYYYY

by streamcharliebyaugustkuper October 1, 2019

Dallas Jungle

Another name for South Dallas, called so because of the "Monkeys" that inhabit the area. It could also be called a jungle because it is essentially survival of the fittest down there.

did you see that crackhead in the Dallas Jungle?

by What a pseudonym?? November 17, 2019