The overwhelming feelings of guilt, shame, and disgust that immediately plague your mind after ejaculating from sex or sex acts with a questionable or out-right unacceptable quality of partner. Usually accompanied by horrible worry of disease, pregnancy, and public disapproval. Sufferers of cummer’s remorse can be identified by randomly exhibiting characteristics of horrible chills while muttering things directed at themselves like, “oh my gosh”, “wtf!?!?”, and “stupid, sick fuck!”
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1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.
2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.
2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.
1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?
2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.
2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.
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