Crop Circle

The ring of hair that forms around the nipple of a women after she has refused to shave for several days. The hair forms around the outer wall of the nipple and pokes up similar to that of a field of corn. The nipple resembles that of an alien space ship that has landed and then taken off.

My girlfriend Sandy walked into my room naked as a mole rat. I asked her, "Hey Sandy, will you shave your tits. You have a crop circle forming along each one which gives off a bad vibe for me and makes my dick limp."

by TurdFurggison October 20, 2010

faulty crop-sprayer

The action your sphincter makes into the bog after a large night `on it`

Jesus my arse this morning after that `ruby`, it was going like a faulty crop-sprayer`!

by Richard Cook March 28, 2003

faulty crop-sprayer

1)In North by Northwest, the plane giving Cary Grant a hard time.

2)A prostate that no longer functions

"Get that there piece o shit out of my barn."

by Hung-Lo May 02, 2003

crop dustin

The proper way to get rid of snitches round' dead end.

" drink a fifth of liquer then im drivin ya home.. in the trunk, cut cha up and at dusk then.. take ya to the fields call that shit crop dustin "

by Ak Matik November 28, 2008

crop, snackle, pap

The ghetto form of Rice Krispies!

Man, my cereal i was eatin for breakfast went crop, snackle, pap! i was like WHAT?!

by Jakusia December 30, 2008

water my crops

A thing said to one's significant other in order to avoid doing another thing.

I can't go shopping with you, Shyanna. I have to go water my crops.

by LilHomieDrew November 29, 2015

Crowley County Crop Circles

Mysterious open circles that appear in the fields of Crowley County that seemingly appear after an RV Meth lab explodes.

"Brad, what's this big open area doing in the middle of your Uncles corn field?"
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."

by WhiskeyFour March 02, 2023