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pushing cripples day

October 25 is the day where you could pushed your crippled friend.
Hey did you know it’s pushing cripples day? Let’s push our friend with a broken knee!
by Haha..12 October 19, 2022
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cripple wagon

A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.
by zuma revenge November 6, 2011
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I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome

is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)
"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan
by Doctor very trustworthy January 13, 2025
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Crippled

eve when she only had one bone
EVE IS CRIPPLED
by crippledlol January 5, 2019
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crippling nostalgia

Living life in nostalgia and refusing to take part in modern day life. Ex. Owning a 360 even though you could have the One, but refuse to purchase in the name of nostalgia.
“Wow dude your room looks like the 90’s threw up everywhere.”

“Thanks I have crippling nostalgia!”
by Chrisboi589 October 5, 2020
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Nipple Cripple

the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
"you're going down yo"

"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"

"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"

*viciously rips nipples"

"OWWWWWWWWWW"
by Pac haters May 4, 2022
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Cripple

Having no good qualities and getting shit you don't deserve for free.
Somebody taught the cripple to use it's words and now it thinks it's people.
by Hym Iam October 11, 2020
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