"He's Cosmic, he's Toasties, he's the best cereal in the world! He's Cosmic, he's Toasties— uh... something something about a girl!"
"Cosmic Toasties is 69% GAMER! Nice~"
"Cosmic Toasties is 69% GAMER! Nice~"
by Cosmic Toasties May 13, 2022
Get the Cosmic Toastiesmug. they’re one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet and speak to. they’re so caring they’ll put their needs before their own. one of the bestest people i’ve met. they’re one of the most strongest people i’ve met.
by iloveksi May 6, 2020
Get the cosmicmug. by Malume phill January 18, 2019
Get the Cosmicmug. An entity/person/thing that is responsible for actively or passively absorbing bad events (or, taking the 'hit') so that good things can happen to others, or so that others can avoid bad things.
When it happens passively, the Universe is picking on you.
When it happens actively, the unfortunate person is fixing their karma.
When it happens passively, the Universe is picking on you.
When it happens actively, the unfortunate person is fixing their karma.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a cosmic piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!
Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a conmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.
Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!
Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!
Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a cosmic piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!
Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a conmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.
Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!
Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!
Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!
by TaoistCat October 4, 2020
Get the Cosmic Piñatamug. Cosmic: hey Carson how’s it going?
Carson: *doesnt respond*
Random person: hey Carson how is your day?
Carson: great thank you!
Cosmic: *feeling sad* “wow I just got cosmiced”
Carson: *doesnt respond*
Random person: hey Carson how is your day?
Carson: great thank you!
Cosmic: *feeling sad* “wow I just got cosmiced”
by Cosmic.sandwich March 14, 2022
Get the Cosmicedmug. The act or thought of having sexual intercourse with one's parental figure in an outer-earthly plane.
by Ronald Dodger July 30, 2022
Get the cosmic quickiemug. Cosmic Wock is a term used to describe a Wock mix that contains a high drug potency which has a rating of 60% SBV ( Syrup By Volume ) or higher.
by No Celebration March 19, 2024
Get the Cosmic Wockmug.