cosmogirl

A magazine off spin of Cosmopolitan, for the younger ages. While the word "girl" might make you believe it is for 9 or 10 year olds, it does have some stuff that wouldn't be suitable for that age group.

"Did you read the article in Cosmogirl about boob jobs?"

"YEAH! I rally liked the thing about STDS!!"

by Sarah Hollins March 25, 2008

Cosmic Memers

HOE HOE HOE'S where they at tho. however Owner says I like Owners Boyfriend and want his phat penis all in my face not really anyways cosmic memers is about a discord server that contains mostly nsfw 95% and 5% SFW content used for dank memer yolo swag

"Cosmic Memers is the best server ever in discord"

by Klatik December 7, 2020

cosma

A nerd, one who sits at home and plays Halo all day. A Cosma masterbates to Halo characters.

The "Cosma" is jackin' it.

by ELHS24 October 1, 2006

cosmizen

a citizen of the world; cosmopolite.

Broadly speaking, we are all cosmizens; we are not just citizens of a particular country.

by uttam maharjan October 19, 2011

Cosmic Rift

The best game ever, download it at www.cosmicrift.com

Cool Guy: Cosmic rift is better than CS, SC, D2, and WC3
Nerd: DERRR NO ITS NOT IR COOL ROOFLES!!111
Cool Guy: *click *clock *BLAM!!!
Nerd: wtf... you type killed me?

by meh November 10, 2003

cosmo kramer

someone who stumbles over themselves on a regular basis. Someone who is not well dressed, or shaven. Has money, but no one knows why. Similar to the character in Sienfeld. Someone who doesn't really have a job. Eager to trip, spit, snort, and act out in a foolish mannor.

Spock totally just pulled a cosmo kramer. He totally just tripped and fell on the ground. He fell on a huge pile of dog shit and just kept on walking like nothing happened.

Tim just cosmo kramerd. He ate his own bugers and thought no one saw it.

by sasha o. September 25, 2006

Cosmic Void

This is a state of adolescent existential angst. A feeling of the universe's perverse indifference to the humanity as well lamenting that it can't get better than this. Possibly, this is a chronic state of anyone who majors in the humanities.

If you never leave the cosmic void, it may be time for Prozac.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009