Scottish constipation

When you are pooping and are on your period at the same time.
(Period poop)
Period blood as red as a scottish person's hair mixed with poop

- I got that scottish constipation it's gonna be a long night👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

by Pushing poops July 25, 2021

The Constitusch

Slang for the United States Constitution

“You can’t be armed in public.”
“Yes I can, it’s in the Constitusch.”

by Nuts_ August 26, 2021

consimilla

The polinated female cannabis plant.
cannabis with seeds known as mersh

dude my mate grew some nice consimilla in the garden such a nice smoke man.....

by garry s November 3, 2005

considerosity

The act of giving kindly awareness of another's feelings, circumstance

Jill behaved with considerosity by taking appetizers out to one of Jack's table, as he dealt with some irritable diners at another table.

by Nadia Furhunter October 17, 2008

conshirto

A play on the word concerto, it means a certain shirt you wear to every concert or live show of music

My plain black shirt is my conshirto

by Jerm Juice March 30, 2009

conscience clearing call

a telephone call made prior to engaging in an activity which will way on a persons conscience

Barry met Sue at the convention, but before he asked her back to his hotel room, he made a conscience clearing call to his wife and children to say goodnight, and to tell them he loves and misses them all very much.

by yalebno June 16, 2010

Consingulating

The act in which someone pluralizes a singular word on accident.

1) Ryan, stop consingulating everything.

2) Sheeps, fishes.

3) Wake up from your goddamn dream.

by Ry-No and the Krass January 18, 2011