Ass Clowning

Where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat.

If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”

by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011

clown computing

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.

We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

by ITInformer June 3, 2009

Punching The Clown

The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...

Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.

by Nick Conte October 4, 2005

penis clown

What Ronald McDonald is better known as.

Hello, it's me, Ronald McDonald better known as the penis clown

by Aaron go bragh April 19, 2008

Clown Stain

N. the residual mark left on your sheets from an individual with an excessive application of make-up, and/or bronzer.

"Dude, I can't come over. I have to do some laundry because your mom left a clown stain on my sheets."

by Berrytone™ January 8, 2010

clown tits

Ridiculously large breasts on a girl with an extremely small waist. See also clown shoes or clown foot.

Check out the clown tits on that waitress!

by Enrique Rodriguez March 25, 2008

Clowns Pocket

A vagina resembling a blown-out, retreaded tire. Pressures succumbed to by shitting out children have left the former tight-lipped treasure trove in a state of disrepair.

The monkey at the Zoo holding the catchers mitt with a roast beef sandwich in it sure reminds me of Andrea's Clowns Pocket.

by Toosh April 9, 2008