Chetna

-Noun
1. A funny person
2. A person who tries to be funny but rarely succeeds

3. A person with a mom who likes to feed people.

-Adjective
1. Reliable; someone you can count on.

2. Monkey-loving

-Noun
Look at that poor Chetna hiding her shame on the stage; I wish people wouldn't throw stuffed monkeys at her for her poor performance.

-Adjective
My Chetna neighbor, Laaamy, never fails to make me smile.

My Chetna friend wanted to become a monkey, but they monkeys didn't like her lunchbox, and she was allergic to bananas.

by Qianny February 4, 2010

cheetard

When the only plausible explanation for someone saying or doing something incredibly stupid is that their head must be filled with Cheetos snacks.

If Dean tells another pointless story during the staff meeting, I'm going to blow my brains out. That guy is so cheetarded.

by Captain Peepers October 14, 2005

Baby Cheetah Prince

The cutest boy in the entire world. He is talented, smart, fuzzy, sexy, and adorable. The very best type of boyfriend.

His perfect match is a Baby Tiger Princess

Oh my goodness!! That Baby Cheetah Prince got his sweetie Starbucks! How nice!

by K.I.G. May 8, 2008

Chemtard

Some one who chooses not to acknowledge the obvious chemtrails in the sky are chemtards. These people are the stupidest of all primordial scum-bag primates, who for some reason or another, call themselves human. These people are usually liberal in nature, anti-constitutionalist, pro abortion, pro gay, anti gun cry baby bastards who if they live in the US aren't American at all. These people have shit for brains because they refuse to see with their own eyes the chemtrails in the skies above them, hence they're retarded, hence they are chemtards. This was the original meaning of the phrase, not the other way around.

Adrian: Hey Bob, you see all those chemtrails up their in the sky?

Bob: yeah but they're water vapour contrails.

Adrian: Oh Bob, you truly are a chemtard, dipshit moron you know that?!

by Brad3425 March 21, 2010

Chattanooga Locomotive

The act of defecating on a woman's chest followed by using the fresh steamy mud dragon to titty fuck her while masterbating on her face.

Jack: "Ryan gave Leah the Chattanooga Locomotive last night!"
Andy: "Ha, that stupid whore probably cleaned her chest with her tongue"

by shank6510 April 12, 2010

chettie

A woman that ranges from a 7-10 on the attractiveness scale

Dang bro that chettie cute.

by RowdyReagan July 13, 2015

Sassy Cheetah

sa·se
-adj. sas·si·er, sas·si·est

1. Sassy Meaning Stylish; chic: a sassy little cheetah.
-Sassy can also mean saucy.

Chee·tah
–noun

1. A long-legged, swift-running wild cat having tawny,
black-spotted fur.

Sassy Cheetah

-A Sassy Cheetah is a special kind of Cheetah. A Sassy
Cheetah has pink and black Cheetah Skin and is normally
found in old phone booths, which are commonly located in
cafeterias. Sassy Cheetahs normally read news papers and
take pride in their super secret layer. A Sassy Cheetah
must always be sneaky and must always be aware of those who
are watching and or laughing. Cheetahs are normally scared
away from their layer by a separated continuous bell,
implying three minutes until tardiness (which cheetahs
hate).

- Grace: Uhh, Bently let us out late.
Michelle: I hope there will be enough sassy cheetah time.

- Grace: Hey Michelle, Did you see that Cheetah?
Michelle: Yeah, it looked kinda sassy.

by GSMM December 24, 2008