the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.
guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
by jdwag59 January 2, 2023
Get the chelsea mudpie mug.A Clare/Chelsea is a quite girl on the outside, but once you get to know them they have a very funny sense of humor. She watches a lot of anime and reads a lot of manga. She loves blood related things but doesn't talk about it to other people knowing that they will look at her weirdly. She is a pretty girl with brown hair and black eyes. When she has a crush on someone it would take her a long time to stop thinking about that person. She tends to swear a lot and has a very rude attitude towards the people she hates. But she cares about her friends as if they were her family. Her grades are not the best, but she doesn't care. She has no problem getting into harm when it comes to defending her friends. When someone insults her she fights back with no questions asked. But if her own friend makes fun of her then she would turn into a huge softie and start sobbing.
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AHAHarb aka Chelsea - 'PSHT YOLO'
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This day is special for Manchester United fans, as it is an anniversary of John Terry's slip in the 2008 UCL Final.
This day is special for Manchester United fans, as it is an anniversary of John Terry's slip in the 2008 UCL Final.
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Get the Cheltenham mug.A steaming pile induced by alcohol and thai food. The result is very messy and requires numerous sprays of air freshener to mask its odor. Basking in the aroma of ones own chelsea special for a prolonged period of time may be hazardous to your health. It is recomended never to combine a chelsea special with a hot shower. If this mistake is made, simply saturate with tomato paste. Early symptoms of chelsea special may include rank seepage and/or sprayage and stomach agony.
Dude, I feel a chelsea special approaching!
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!
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