Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.

guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"

by itstylerrr February 2, 2023

Plastic Cheesing

slapping someone (especially round the face)

Plastic cheesing is prohibited in this venue

by UrLocalSeagull March 7, 2023

Hot cheesing

The act of pouring honey mustard into a woman's vagina and take a straw to blow bubbles in it

Girl- hey babe, wanna hot cheese me

Boy- yes, I'll get the straw and the honey mustard, I love hot cheesing you

by Kinkmastee April 30, 2023

Ray Cheesin'

• Trippin', not thinking clearly, insane

• Down Bad, Simping, Creaming for someone off of thought alone.

Dude! You're Ray Cheesin' over her man. Is there anything else you think about?

by Randonarchy May 24, 2023

Chucky Cheesin'

A low-budget method of rodent removal from a dwelling involving cheese sauce and one's phallus. The subject applies the dairy concoction to himself or another male collaborator, then hangs the cheese covered genitalia in front of the hole where the vermin are presumably residing in an attempt to lure them out. Its origin is unknown, however, it is widely practiced in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States.

Steve: "Randall, why do you smell of old cheese?"

Randall: "The mice are back in my attic, I was up all night Chucky Cheesin' "

by Rudolph J Buchschins May 30, 2024

Chucky Cheesin'

A low-budget method of rodent removal from a dwelling involving cheese sauce and one's phallus. The subject applies the dairy concoction to himself or another male collaborator, then hangs the cheese covered genitalia in front of the hole where the vermin are presumably residing in an attempt to lure them out. Its origin is unknown, however, it is widely practiced in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States.

Steve: "Randall, why do you smell of old cheese?"

Randall: "The mice are back in my attic, I was up all night Chucky Cheesin' "

by Rudolph J Buchschins May 30, 2024

Royal cheesing

When a member of the royal family makes you taste their dick cheese and asks if its poisoned and tells you after that youu ate the smegma

Dude, I totally just got royaly cheesed by prince phillip and it tasted like a rat kiestered fentanyl and sharted it in my mouth

Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing

by Jimbooojames June 9, 2024