Crispy Cabbage

When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.

by yeaitslunar February 24, 2022

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DrispY CrisPY

The crispiest of them all. gets all the bitches, has sex with your mother. Generally a cool dude, trys to eat tables and kettles

Person 1) Yooo look its DrispY CrispY!
Person 2) I know!, He said he gets all the bitches!!! wonder where my mum was last night

by DrispY March 6, 2022

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Crispy Beef

Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.

Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

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Crispy butter

Butter that makes your toast crispy.

Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy

by Crispy butter May 22, 2021

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Crispy Sue

A sock used to collect ejaculate, then hidden under the bed and left to dry out.
A dried-up spaff-sock.

Nicola walked into Smithy's bedroom to collect his dirty washing, and was horrified to discover a crispy sue carefully stashed under his pillow.

by Cockfoster June 17, 2023

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Crispy status is bein able to avoid ANY activity including sex drugs and clubs to be on irc and still be cool, Crispy status also allows you to join irc at ANY age and still be cool.. with Crispy status you can be any brand of geek or nerd and still have fans

dcieVe` and om3ga will one day have Crispy status

by dcieve September 4, 2008

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