Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.
by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021
Get the cold cream piemug. When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then proceeds to punch her in the nose, causing a bloody nose. The fluids mix on the woman's face, causing a peppermint cream pie.
by addirall_ September 2, 2022
Get the Peppermint Cream Piemug. the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.
person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE
by Forever2297 November 19, 2022
Get the Brazilian Cream Piemug. The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.
John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
by Raider Life May 13, 2017
Get the Cretin Cream Piemug. by anonymous May 26, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Cream Piemug. The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.
Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.
by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021
Get the Salami cream piemug. When Gronk is fucking Tom Brady’s ass but of course he’s wearing a condom because it’s safer that way. But then he’s super excited and he is about to come! He takes the condom off and spikes it super hard on the ground then comes inside Tom’s ass. Tom complains because it’s not part of his diet and the TB12 way. But those are the breaks with a Boston cream pie!
Gronk celebrated the super bowl victory by dropping a Boston cream pie inside the best QB of all time (GOAT).
by Tomgronk October 2, 2021
Get the Boston cream piemug.