rainbow coma

Slang for the k-hole, also known as the k hole. An enraptured state of retardation often mistaken for enlightenment by the habitual abusers of ketamine, a dissociative anesthetic that incapacitates users' higher level thinking skills in exchange for disembodied hallucinations.
Arctor hoovered the donkey dust and nestled into the recliner to spend the day in a rainbow coma. He thought he was god. His mind swallowed the universe like a corn dog, turning it inside out and twisting it beyond comprehension.

Much later Arctor realized we was just on the short bus of schizo-solipsism... again. Why's it so fun to be dumb? he muttered, kneeling again to hoover a fresh rail of kittens.
by rainbow coma June 03, 2010
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Pussy Coma

A sudden yet usually short term condition when a man gets a woman, starts living with her immediately, then abandons all friends and old realities for weeks at a time to spend all time and energy with his woman. Symptoms include not paying rent at the old place, not responding to phone contacts, going off the grid, and true douchebaggary.
Ronny started dating a bartender getting pussy and drinks for free then went into a pussy coma. Doesn't answer his phone, doesn't sleep in his room, stopped paying rent - turned into a real ducheburger.
by Three Fingers March 11, 2021
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meat coma

post-coital slumber
After only two minutes with Mr.Chan, Jenny went into a meat coma.
by fireworks February 10, 2012
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Sex Coma

A trance like state entered during sex where you loose total control of your actions
I was in a sex coma when i slapped you
by Notyourbabiesdaddy November 15, 2010
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Cum Coma

A state of mind one is in during masturbation which leads the person to make poor decisions. i.e watching strange porn or texting ex girlfriends
Josh: dude i was so horny last night i watched some granny bukkake

Jake: oh man, you were deep in a Cum Coma
by Hewmew October 15, 2017
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Chat Coma

1. Anyone who is away from their keyboard or busy with life or pm's, who doesn't answer in a room or pm box.
2. Any name placed in a chat room, but the user is not monitoring the room. Usually these names never reply when someone types or talks to them.
Example: Julie hasn't answered anyone in the room today, she must be in a chat coma.
by oD Katz September 21, 2011
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Rose Coma

The state of unconsciousness that occurs after using a rose clit stimulator toy to completion.
Her man thought she was out cheating, but she was home alone and put herself into a rose coma.
by JustJoshTX April 04, 2022
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