A chubby, very unattractive, self-centered boy who denies being gay. He likes to masturbate using tomatoes and other fruit. He's also known for being fingered in public places.
girl: "Christopher Pena?? He's such a man-slut! Guys kept taking turns with him in the closet last night at the party! He walked out with a big smile, and white shit running down his chin!"
by ilovetoeatpiesometimes November 26, 2010
verb: when Christopher Walken or any character he plays acts in a cool,calm,collected manner sometimes even smiles and laughs in a non chalantly so as to catch one off guard then suddenly and completely kicks one's ass and totally obliterates one...then just walks away like nothing happened.
A flawles example of Christopher walkin' is when he pushes Michelle Pfieffer out the window in Batman Returns.
by Lycanthropiachic December 24, 2009
by Curt Curt January 13, 2022
by BigSally1688 March 12, 2020
Pretty much the epitome of awesome. He has the quiet intensity of a young Liam Neeson, and will not hesitate to get ghetto.
Don't screw with him, he's a straight-up Christopher Fink!
by tarheel born and bred November 09, 2012
The act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the gatekeeper of Goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of him letting you in.
“Bruh I almost didn’t make it into Goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a good ol’ sloppy christopher.”
by Sir William Gooch September 13, 2019
Look.. It's Christopher Collet!
by Heyy ya'll January 13, 2012