Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.
"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guyDavid a Hairy Chili Dog!"
The act of partaking in anal sex while the person has chunky diarrhea. Than removing the poop covered penis and forcing the recipient to eat said chunky diarrhea off of the penis thus completing the dirty chili dog
This is similar to a chili dog but actual chili is used instead of feces. Chili is poured on somebody’s boobs and then you titty fuck them. Bonus points if you eat the chili afterwards especially if you came in it.
William: Yo did you hear about clean chili dogging? I’d actually be down for that.
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah
A sexual act in which someone is force fed beans and made to have a loose, bean filled bowel movement on the other party’s penis, resembling a chili dog. Once completed the chili maker will preform a blowjob, thus making a sloppy chili dog.