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Drunk Cheeseburger

-A man who is at the upmost, drunk beyond all motor function, half naked and FOUL in the streets.

-can also be used as a sneaky for the ex gf.
-Larry Roth Wentworth used to be a prominent figure in the real estate business. Now he’s just some Drunk Cheeseburger who fucks off on 5th Street

-She will show up on your porch Drunk as filth! When the wouldn’tpaytwo.50 attempts to make up, cut her off and say You Drunk Cheeseburger…, This will register as cheeseburger drunk you? she will believe you are asking her if she is drunk and wants a cheeseburger, proceed to unzip your pants.
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Greasy CheeseBurger

A sexual act done by a severely overweight woman (at least 400lbs) which involves the overweight woman scraping a greasy secretion from the fat rolls and using said grease to give a well lubricated hand job

(Can also be done by a man)
I went on a date with Shauna last night and boy did she give me a surprise… she surprised me with a Greasy CheeseBurger.. it was not what I was expecting… I did not enjoy it

Alabama Cheeseburger

A scenario where a man is in between their mother and their father; they are one inch inside of their mother, and their father is one inch inside of them. They must decide what direction to go in to get out.
How would you get out of an Alabama Cheeseburger?

steaming a cheeseburger

you proceed to Dutch oven a girl, and while you bask in the ambience of the aroma you proceed to have vaginal intercourse, thus creating the steamed cheeseburger.
dude, last night my kid walked in on me steaming a cheeseburger!

Western Bacon Cheeseburger 

When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit
"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"

sitting on a cheeseburger 

When you sit on the face of an ugly guy
"Look I'm not saying he was ugly... but I definitely found myself sitting on a cheeseburger last night."

Gave a Cheeseburger 

The acto of tossing someone's salad while driving on I-40.
Gregg said his upper lip smelled like poo after he gave a cheeseburger to Eric while driving through the mountains of Tennessee.