have a cat in hell's chance

To have absolutely no chance of achieving something.

Doesn’t sound like labour party have a cat in hell's chance to me.

by gRis>> August 16, 2009

Chance Matlock

skinny prude... but still quite cute... boy

"Damnett chance you bit my tongue!"

by Marissa March 25, 2005

ice cube's chance in hell

There is no way something is going to happen

You don't have an ice cube's chance in hell of fuckin that girl!

by Pudekcuf December 22, 2008

When you get a chance

Nice way of telling someone you want something done NOW.

Person 1: Hey, when you get a chance, can you do the dishes.

Person 2: Yeah, but I don't think I'll have a chance until next week.

by Eudaimonia February 23, 2011

an ice cube's chance in hell

it means totally impossible, it will never happen, fuck no.

we'll be friends like an ice cube's chance in hell.

by bitchstolemymannnn February 22, 2011

"Desert Gold" percent chance

An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.

Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?

Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.

by According to all known laws of January 2, 2017

frozen dick's chance in hell

no way, slim chance, not happening

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.

by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020