Bud Wisecracker

A dude who starts slinging insults after he's had a few brews (such as budweiser).

BUD WISECRACKER: Hey, Pamela, you got some nice titties on ya! Come over here and let me suck on your nips!

PAMELA: Shut up, Asshole!

BUD WISECRACKER: What are you lookin' at Tommy.

SMASH!!! Tommy's fist knocks out all of Bud's front teeth and sends him on a snooze cruise.

by Bar Bare-all Eden May 31, 2006

oakdale bud

To let people know they ride their horses as good as they do their cousin's

The crowd screamed oakdale bud the whole football game

by oakdale bud June 22, 2016

bud brownie

A "cake" or "stick" of weed that, if eaten, gives you a buzz.

"dude i just ate a huge bud brownie and I'm soooooo high!!!"

by N8 July 3, 2003

Ganja Bud

Thick, luscious, THC crystal covered. Stiny, dank, heavy, killer.

D00d! This fucking ganja bud is totally fucking dank, its killer...one hitter quitter shit.

by Calculon May 15, 2006

Bud Light

Pure Piss in a bottle. Popular at high school parties simply because its cheap and available in bulk. However, there is actually a good side to this alcohol-injected urine. They make some of the funniest damn commercials around.

John: *Grabs last bud light*
Sarah: Hey John, wanna get me a bud light?
John: Um....sure, one sec. *Chugs Bud light*
John: *Pisses in bottle*
Sarah: Thanks! Mmmmm...Crisp!

by pacman11 January 20, 2008

floor bud

Any bud you find on the floor, usually in the vicinity around your smoking area.

"Dude, you've got one messy dealer. I'm finding floor bud all under your couch."

"FLOOR BUD!! It's okay, baby. You're home now." *smoke*

by phishsandwich February 9, 2009

Sure Bud

Sure bud is used when trying to avoid a conversation with someone who has no idea what they are talking about.

Yeah so gravity is real and the earth is round.

Sure Bud.

by BigMommaSupreme August 1, 2019