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Fuckle Buckle

To call someone a Cumster or your side hoe in a western way.
Yeah I'll bring my fuckle buckle to the party.
by real_andre April 18, 2019
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Buckle Pony

A person who only breeds to a “Buckle” or incentive fund nominated stallion
Some Buckle pony called me today ask if my stallions where crown riyal nominated.
by TopHands April 30, 2022
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IM BOUTA FINNA USE MY MAGICAL WHIP THAT HAS A BUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by PencilBuzz June 14, 2022
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Twisty Buckle

A twisty Buckle is when a woman grabs a man's entire package and twists it 180 degrees to the right during a make-out sesh under the bleachers at a County Fair while the song "she thinks my tractor's sexy" plays in the background.
Ah man, dju hear Jed scream when Suzie gave'm that dang'ol twisty Buckle again?!
by WordsHoleWisdom February 28, 2018
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Anal Buckling Shit

Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.

For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down

Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025
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Tennessee Belt Buckle

When a man pulls his testicles out of his pants, flops them over the waistband of his pants, and wears them like a belt buckle.
John had a few too many drinks tonight and is wearing his Tennessee Belt Buckle in the bar.
by tbone427 February 23, 2023
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Texas Belt Buckle Bang

The act of doing the Texas Belt Buckle and then banging a bad bih afterwards
Shawty got me actin up I had to hit her with the Texas Belt Buckle Bang
by spizzuh May 20, 2024
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