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Brendan

Your future ex husband
Is that Brendan? What ever happened between you two?
by The enlightened one October 21, 2018
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Brendan Bailey

Dudes named Brendan bailey gay asf and pale as snow 😴
by Manthony Artinez October 24, 2018
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Brendan

Renees future husband whom she shall hav 10 kids with.
Is tht renees brendan?
by Abcdefg12345abcdefg April 18, 2018
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Brendan's fantasy football team

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017
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brendan

he is a dick he likes to hit on guys and he also has very many boyfriends
by jeremiah sayan March 7, 2019
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Brendan N

Brendan N is known to say your a mean person. Whether they are lying or tricking you.
Your a Brendan N, that was pretty messed.
by Smart kid401 March 8, 2019
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Brendan

A sonic fan who been sending dick pics so long that he started in 5th grade and is tall I guess...
Girl 1: Omg Brendan is so cute!
Girl 2: Bitch you need a good guy and you shouldn’t date my ex
Girl 1: PSH I didn’t want to date him!! I just think he is cute cause his tall!
Girl 2: Sure...
by Brendan’s_Ex July 2, 2018
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