Brass Tax

A play on words from the saying Brass Tacks, but carries like meaning . The implication being Brass, as in Knuckles and Tax, being violence or threat of violence and paying what's due or else. Similar To "F#@% around and Find out" But with a stronger, physical and visual implication.

Good to see that you're making good to correct you mistakes and pay what you owe, otherwise you would have had to pay the Brass Tax to make it right.

by masterplanner February 22, 2023

Brass P*ssy

When someone is acting like an idiot or acting foolish. Most commonly yelled into a fake walkie-talkie.

(click) "Yeah we got a brass p*ssy on isle 6, repeat, a brass p*ssy on isle 6" (end click)

by rockynuts December 4, 2017

Brass Giraffe

When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.

"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."

by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018

Brass Symphony

Either a group of guys all performing Rusty Trombones in a circle. Or, A group of three or more couples all performing Rusty Trombones.

Receiving is so much better than giving.

by CRB January 20, 2005

Brassing It

activity you partake in whilst absolutely steaming and wired with a lady of the night

"Alright mate shall we go Brassing It at the picadilly club tonight"

"Last night me and my mate got messy and went Brassing It"

by tommylads May 30, 2018

tingling brass

A sexual position in which you grab the shaft of a man and move your hand up and down like a ringing a bell. Usually quite painful.

Man 1 : Why is that man walking funny?
Man 2 : his wife caught him cheating and so she gave him a tingling brass.

Man 1 : Ouch!

by ChristmasPancake March 31, 2020

The Brass Ingot

An Ingot of brass to be heated to a red glow and inserted rectally into an unwilling neerdoweller as punishment.

Traditionally used by Chaos Dwarves to punish goblins.

That Gobbo' is misbehavin. Give em' The Brass Ingot.
*Goblin quivers in fear*

by Darthfett May 13, 2023