by Joey Jellico February 25, 2023
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Nah, I'll probably be on the can or something.
Nah, I'll probably be on the can or something.
by swimmer42 February 25, 2023
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by JonniePXD March 24, 2023
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by PunkyBrewster69 June 2, 2025
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by anonymous April 11, 2024
Get the Boris the Cat mug.A russian male who acts black to try to fit in with the cool kids. He used to be a straight A student with a bright future of becoming a laywer but that all changed when he stepped into high school. In high school, he would act black and use rad sigma male slang in order to fit in with the cool kids but would fail. He would dickride his "friendgroup"(nobody liked him in his "friendgroup").
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.
He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was
ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.
He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was
ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
by crisantodurfee May 3, 2024
Get the Boris Ruvinsky mug.Du wirst nicht bereuen Boris kennenzulernen. Boris ist eine hübsche, freundliche und talentierte Person. Sehr viele Unterschätzen ihn aber er kann viel mehr und er versucht es irgendwann jedem zu zeigen und alle werden baff. Du kannst Boris vertrauen und er hilft dir. Er ist aber auch meistens die Person die selber Hilfe braucht. Irgendwann wird er von Depressionen entfallen, aber diese Depressionen helfen ihn. Den er kann sie selber besiegen. Boris fängt an Selbstbewusstsein zu entwickeln und wird später ein junger berühmter Mann oder Junge in der Öffentlichkeit.
by Emiliaaaaaalol November 27, 2021
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