The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025
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Josh and Jake were playing VRChat while streaming on Twitch in the same room and Josh Headset Bonked Jake
Twitch Chat: "Dude Josh totally just Headset Bonked Jake!"
Twitch Chat: "Dude Josh totally just Headset Bonked Jake!"
by DatFox_32 May 11, 2025
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When you use the largest blunt object possible. Oversized swords are not bonk. Comically large hammers and clubs? THAT'S BONK. In Elden Ring, Bonk players use something like a club or giant club. Anyone can use magic or a sword, but not everyone can embrace the bonk.
by Arkieboy May 27, 2025
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Get the bonk mug.A common catch phrase known since the dawn of time. Usually used to tell someone to get strong otherwise they'll get their shit rocked
by Stronk bonker January 10, 2023
Get the Get stronk or get bonk mug.a) momentary accidental anal
b) continued unwilling painful anal
verb : Anal Bonked
title : Anal Bonker
c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
b) continued unwilling painful anal
verb : Anal Bonked
title : Anal Bonker
c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.
b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.
verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.
title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".
c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.
verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.
title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".
c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023
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