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boat whore

located in seaside communities, an attractive female, in her 20's or early 30's who dates/sleeps with unattractive old rich men (at least twice their age) in order to gain access to said men's large boats/yachts during summer months as well as receive other monetary perks. They are much the same as golddiggers in principle. However, whereas golddiggers can be of any age, boat whores usually belong only to the 20's to mid-30's attractive female population. See also trophy wife and sugar daddy.
For her previous night's labors at Viagra-aided intercourse, the blonde boat whore got to spend the rest of the weekend sunning on the deck of the "Inspiration" to the dismay of all the gentlemen callers her own age.
by woozykk February 28, 2005
mugGet the boat whoremug.

Boy in the boat

A slang term for the clitorus.

Located where the labia coverge. An extremely sensitive organ that when stimulated can result in orgasm. More often stimulated during masturbation than in actual sexual intercourse.

This is something that marks women as the only animal on earth with an organ designated soley to producing sexual pleasure. Formed from the same tissue as the head of a penis.
I was playing with the boy in the boat last night. Multiple orgasms occurred
by Froggie Guado October 7, 2007
mugGet the Boy in the boatmug.

Paddle Boat

When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)
"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."
by shewes February 3, 2009
mugGet the Paddle Boatmug.

Narrow boating

The noble act of opening the lock to a frigid girl's tight canal before filling it, closing it behind you, and moving upstream to the next with your veiny windlass.
I've just returned from a narrow boating holiday in Ibiza. God my cock is sore from shagging ten virgins in one night!
by jimbojacks December 31, 2009
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milk boat

When you're fucking a thot missionary style at an angle and nut on her face so it appears she is drowning.
Chad #1: Haha bro I accidentally gave Stacy a milk boat last nice, it was fucking awesome.
Chad #2: Bro... that's deep.

Stacy #1: Omg he gave me a milk boat last night! It was embarrassing, but I'd do it again.
Stacy #2: Gettum girl!
by Urmomisnotskorm March 26, 2019
mugGet the milk boatmug.

swamp boating

" your girl is so nasty, she has enjoyed a nice swamp boating from time to time.
by Zchillin December 27, 2010
mugGet the swamp boatingmug.

Boat Fucker

A guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have sex with. He reps the same muddy pants and stained white T 24/sev. He is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a Boat Fucker)...

He gets extremely pissed off in the computer lab, especially if the boat site he normally cranks to doesn't load. On a side note, he also watches videos of boats (naturally) and shot-putters (due to the fact that he is involved in field (of track & field).
Keep a close eye on your underage Yamaha boat, or Boat Fucker will rip the fuck outta your rudders, not to mention will make your trolling motor deepthroat.
by OJ Da Drewceman May 1, 2009
mugGet the Boat Fuckermug.

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