jacking block

When someone or something prevents or interrupts a wild session of jacking off, in any of three ways:

1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.

2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.

3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.

A: Dude I was jacking off last night and my mom scared the jizz out of me when she walked in!"

B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.

by Larry Finster December 29, 2009

Blackadder

God on a stick; inarguably the funniest thing ever. Ever.

by GutterSlut August 26, 2003

college block

(n.) one who prevents another from getting into college
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's admission into college

(n.) Since we both wanted to get into Brown, Bob (and his high SAT score) acted as a college block to my ambitions.

(v.) Bob college blocked me by telling the Brown admissions representative/interviewer that I had cheated to get through high school.

by lolwutgg February 8, 2010

get your block knocked off

To get beat up real bad

instead of saying im going to beat you up they just say you going to "get your block knocked off"

by Txdiamondprncss May 24, 2006

Block Man

The opposite of a wing man. Someone who goes out to intentionally keep a friend from hooking up with an undesirable partner.

Bro you were so being a wing man last night when I needed you to be a Block man.

by luckstar44 May 11, 2009

Block-Away Titties

When you see a woman from an entire city block away, and you think to yourself "Damn, that girl got some big titties!"

"I'm telling you, they were bigger than my head. This girl had block-away titties."

by Rex Johnson, Private Eye August 27, 2013

Block-busting

The definition given is not accurate. Block-busting usually occurred in fringe neighborhoods, not in neighborhoods with rich white people. Aggressive realtors encouraged middle-class or poorer whites to sell because black families were moving in down the street or around the corner. The New York City metropolitan area has many good examples of block-busting. From Brooklyn to Monmouth County, N.J. From Newark to Parsippany, N. J.

Officials from XYZ Realty Company have been charged with illegal block-busting.

by A. S. Cobb January 14, 2016