jizz biscuit

The biscuit which a small group of usually younger males masturbate in a circle onto as a game. The loser in the game is the last one to ejaculate and must eat the biscuit.

James looked at the jizz biscuit and thought 'No way'.

by TonyM June 24, 2005

Fresh biscuits

The sight of an extremely attractive young lady reminds one of the sight of a tray of fresh biscuits that just came out of an oven when you where a child.

The smell, sight and unresistable feeling of wanting to get your hands on them can be overwhelming.

"Check that out, fresh biscuits at 1 o'clock."

by Rowdman May 29, 2009

loose biscuit

definition of a girl who sleeps with lots of different guys

no mate I know her she is a loose biscuit

by jimbooo63 January 10, 2011

mud biscuit

A slang terminology to describe a person as a "piece of shit", in a serious or jovial manner

"Go fuck yourself, you mud biscuit".

by Christopher "Robb-E-Robb" Robb June 1, 2011

Shitty Biscuits

Something you would say when you get screwed by some asshole

"Give me back my hoe, ah shitty biscuits!"

by MarkTwain1234567 October 6, 2008

Under biscuits

When the gluteus maximus creeps from beneath the short shorts and is exposed to the open air.

"Dang, that girl's under biscuits are gonna burn if she doesn't cover up"

by S.ButtButt July 30, 2015

Biscuit fest

A group or gathering where over 60% of the members are women.

I walked into the party and there where so many girls it was a biscuit fest.

by Bunny stripper July 31, 2016