Pure heartthrobs. Devin Beitler's will break your guard down, and make you feel thankful that every other guy messed up. They're persistent, honest, and faithful to whomever is lucky enough to catch their attention. They may come off as intimidating, as they should.. Because they'll end up making you fall so deeply in love with them, that you'll forget why you stopped loving in the first place. Sure, they've got a body that's to die for, but it's those piercing blue eyes that'll keep you up at night. Moral of the story, Devin Beitler's will steal your heart without you even realizing it, and keep it forever.
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The Bewdley school, is aShit school with shit teachers with shit rules and shit uniform and is a complete shit faced left wing dump.
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Get the Hete Beirla mug.A prank where you put your friend out on a lake or any other body of water (includes swimming pools) whilst they're sleeping on an air mattress or any other buoyant thingy like a small boat. And the tide or wind causes them to go far.
We managed to set up the Dipping pitbefore april fools day,my bae and i decided to prank my brofo with the water bedlam.
We did and he looked like he was going to go full street fighter on us when he got out of the pit
We did and he looked like he was going to go full street fighter on us when he got out of the pit
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Get the Water Bedlam mug.A series of laws from the book of Beil among which states that all good people should raise their standards and remember not to bone a skeletor, nor a chick that is too blubbery and that the only way that someone can get cancer is by way of SMOKESTACK.
"You don't want a chick that's too blubbery,
But you don't want to bone a skeletor"
~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil
"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil
That is not how they grow in nature"
~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil
"Urdle urdle urr"
~Schwam 12:1
"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"
~Benjamin 1:13
But you don't want to bone a skeletor"
~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil
"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil
That is not how they grow in nature"
~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil
"Urdle urdle urr"
~Schwam 12:1
"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"
~Benjamin 1:13
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