When you're wearing pajamas that are held up by a string. You go to the bathroom and try to untie them quickly but it gets stuck and becomes an infuriating puzzle.
by pseudo nympho May 30, 2016
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Cripes, that was a close call. Really had to pee and couldn't access my unmentionables due to a knot in my windpants. Had to do a bathroom breakdance.
by Norman Bates' Mother January 8, 2018
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by Carlxyz August 9, 2012
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Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
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by Ur mom is Candice December 9, 2019
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There is nothing better than shitting in a virgin bathroom.
I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.
I took that bathroom's virginity, and I swear it will never be the same.
by Chudley Poorite March 5, 2017
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