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Bates

A sketchy individual who Flood’s your phone with filthy messages that are meant to be somewhat cryptic in hopes that you’ll give chase.
Mike, this dude is totally Bates’ing me right now, just sent me 10 messages in a row. I can tell all is not as it seems so not gonna dignify with a response.
by JAROLL June 22, 2020
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Rage bating

Instead of getting pissed off by an intentionally inflammatory news story… you jerk off to it instead.
I am currently rage bating to the new 200 million dollar golden ballroom being constructed while food stamps are being denied. Instead of being pissed off I am getting off. Rage bating.
by Gboyzie November 9, 2025
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Bate and switch

When an escort posts enticing hot pics online of someone else to pull in punters in the hope that they either will have forgotten by the time they turn up for the session with her or will be so desperate to get it on that they won't mind.
The girl looked very different from the pics. Not sure if they'd been taken a few years' ago before she put on weight, if they'd been heavily photoshopped or if it was.a bate and switch job.
by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020
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Beach-bate

To masturbate while at the beach, preferably under a towel or blanket.
Joe: Looks like that guy is masturbatting?
Me:Beach-bate. He is beach-batting
by 0lorin January 14, 2019
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Cheeto-Bating

When your love for porn and your love for Cheetos mix.
I caught Ryan Cheeto-bating again.... and he made some raunch dressing.
by Repressed Humor Issues February 7, 2025
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Pizza-bate

When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.
What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate
by Ginger seb October 27, 2017
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