Invisible Banjo

statement describing act of masturbation, can be used for men or women

I was walking through the park and saw a peron playing the invisible banjo, I immediately called the police.

by meeshdoogle June 20, 2012

time banjo

A time banjo occurs when there is a break or lull in proceedings at a party and people begin to wonder whether they should be leaving.

There was a time banjo at about one o'clock, but we got through it and the party ended at around 4am.

Don't do a time banjo, Jonathan.

The time banjo was really awkward so we got on our coats and left.

by Martin Overly August 24, 2016

seductive banjo

Complete know head who can't play games for shit

You're a right seductive banjo

by dick splash November 20, 2016

spanish banjo

when you put a spoon up your sister's ass and play wildstar

MMO's are getting too easy now, I'm going to have to get a spanish banjo to spice things up

by fluffywuffy February 27, 2017

wet banjo

When you're petting a dog and his leg starts to shake like he is playing the banjo and than he starts to pee.

Kyle was petting the dog when all of a sudden he threw a wet banjo and made a real mess on the rug.

by drifterking September 28, 2021

Spicy Banjo

You weirdo. It’s nothing sexual it’s just a banjo with hot sauce and/or Tajin sprinkled on it.

“Bro guess what? I made a spicy banjo today.”
“My niqqa what? I’m tryna do meth right now so leave me alone…have you seen my hot sauce, Tajin, and banjo by any chance lately?”
“….nope”

by PeterGriffinsCorner3 December 18, 2021

Stinky Banjo

Alludes to the position in which a girls hands are in when rubbing the bean… one hand out to her side making a fist, looking like she is holding the neck of a banjo, while the other is flicking the bean in an up and down motion, like she’s strumming the strings of a banjo!

Damn, I just caught Katie playing the stinky banjo!!

by OG WEASEL March 19, 2023