colonoscopy backsplash

When you're giving a colonoscopy, and the patient voluntarily or involuntarily releases gas and/or fluid, resulting in a "backsplash."

Guy 1: How was work? Knock out a lot of colonoscopies today? You are a colonoscopist right?
Guy 2: That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.

by thewordlady January 24, 2017

backpedal

When an idiot says something stupid, then tries to cover it up by saying something stupid again.

Person 1: ur gay
Person 2: I love you too.
Person 1: Just kidding man, you're cool.
Person 2: Quit backpedaling.

by bumerhoomorr34 January 28, 2019

Backspit

when socal's ladyboy pulls out on the vinegar stroke and blows on his back to make sure there are no offspring

after fcuking him all that is left is the backspit

by cnut666 January 29, 2021

Backpfeifengesicht

German compound word for a 'face that should be slapped' - and growing in English usage thanks to Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Alberta).

My God, the Backpfeifengesicht on Ted Cruz - and he really is that much of an asshole! Are people actually voting for him, or just voting against old Captain Comb-over?

by EazyBeezy August 31, 2016

i go dumb in my backpack

yay area slang. it means you go dumb while wearing your character backpack. character backpacks are popular among baydestrians. it goes with the uniform: stunna shades, blue jeans, white tee, nike/vans, character backpack. characters on backpacks usually have spongebob or superheroes or care bears(for girls) on it.

i go dumb in my backpack, dumb in my backpack. dumb in my, dumb in my, dumb in my backpack.

-song by headbustaz feat. mistah fab

by yay area baby January 24, 2007

backpiss

when the penis is tucked under the buttocks to create a reverse piss stream

my that backpiss is amazing

by tiffer October 21, 2006

backpack

A form of hip-hop music that is socially conscious. Emphasis is placed upon the lyrics and beat production, usually inspired by the world around the producer/rapper. Few artists adopt the style for fear of being seen as nerdy, but it is far from that.

Common, Kanye West and Talib Kweli all make backpack rap.

by RENEGATUS DOT COM September 16, 2005