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busted tees 

A website that advertises on urbandictionary.com ALL the time. Usualy has a girl who looks like a crackhead in the advertisements, but sometimes actually has a diffrent, more attractive girl. They advertise for shitty tee shirts that are supposed to be funny, but aren't.
Busted tees is a really, really shitty online store.
busted tees by ZohMyGod January 4, 2007

Busted Tees 

A tee shirt company that caters from high school to college age kids with terrible shirts with "witty" saying on them usually indicative of current events.

Also featuring the SAME red headed girl wearing said T-Shirts who isn't attractive in every single photo that they seem to produce.
A: "Hey did you see that Busted Tees Ad?"

B: "You mean the one with the busted girl?"

A: "Yeah, the red head"

B: "Yeah, she sure is fucking ugly"
Busted Tees by Joey Kola December 9, 2008
A person who looks like another person or has similar features to that person. In most cases the "busted up" person is usually less attractive.
"Dang! I just saw a busted-up version of you walkin' down the street."
"Yeah, I saw that. He had the same hair as me."
Busted-up by BigEvilMetalhead February 24, 2010

Busted Suite of Furniture 

Term originating Ballygawley N.I

means a woman who is worse that a busted sofa aka sooo sexually active her stuffing is now hanging out of her vagina. A busted suite of furniture means not only has the sofa been wrecked but the other sets also.
Sean: I went to shag her last night and took one look at her pussy and looked like a busted suite of furniture the amount of damage done to it.

Jamie: ewww did u shag her then?

Sean: well any holes a goal.

Busted in the Business 

The act of getting punched, slapped, ejaculated, or clobbered in the face.
Broken nose, bloody lip, and missing teeth are all tell-tale signs of being busted in the business.
Busted in the Business by iCUMonU January 2, 2010

busted a nut laughing 

Laughing so hard you bust a nut.
"Munson's dick pic was so small i busted a nut laughing!"

"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."

"It's hilarinut, shut up."
busted a nut laughing by halfassed October 22, 2017