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Asian Brad

the kind of dick you meet studying for physics 2. By senior year you want to kill him but you also can't make it through school without him. Even though his dumbass keeps bringing ya down, he also keeps you laughing so it's kinda worth the friendship. Also known for being a bit abrasive and judgmental to his best friends.
Asian Brad worked with me on Dynamics 2 homework and ended up just copying all my work, but I laughed the whole time so I'm really not even mad.
by sosengineer October 8, 2017
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Brad Jorgenson

Brad Jorgenson is a true lewandowshi eater and lover. He likes his women big and extra thick just like lewandowski.
Brad Jorgenson : To Brad sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self-service.
by foreign hoez November 30, 2017
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Brad Ness

The property of being like bread.

Also, a politician who does not know how to use the advertising potential in his name.
Vote for Brad Ness! Bring bread back to America.
by The Bread Gals October 20, 2020
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Brad Shoop

A man who does not do what he is told.
A wild man.
๐˜ผ ๐™ข๐™–๐™ฃ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™จ๐™š๐™ญ ๐™–๐™ฅ๐™ฅ๐™š๐™–๐™ก ๐™ค๐™› ๐™– ๐™™๐™ง๐™–๐™œ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™จ๐™ช๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ง๐™ฎ๐™ก๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™.
Man 1: Hey you! go do that.
Brad Shoop: no u.
by Fadwingle April 10, 2022
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Brad Pitt

"Where's the toilet? I need to drop a massive Brad Pitt."
by Huw John September 10, 2007
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brad graham

Brad graham is a dope ass muthafucka who bleaches his teeth so white it acts as a lazer beam for the ladies so they dont get lost in the dark when between the sheets.

Brad graham creatures are complex species with gangster rap and eckhart tolle in their cd player amongst one of their various forms of transportation due to annihilating the fuck out of their vehicles. most likely alcohol and rage induced.

Dont cross a Brad Graham.. especially with his girlfriend, you may get kidnapped off the side of the street, ducttapped and paper bagged, and driven out to the middle of nowhere and threatened to be killed and never heard from again.

Make sure to take Brads "light heatedly" when party favors are involved: wrestle with care, pat his head, and tell him how schmmmmexy he is even if he calls you a homofaggot that likes to such donkey dick.

Brad Grahams thrive best amongst beer pong, curious individuals that can entertain him, upper, downers, hot sex and yes, princess blanket cuddles.
Whats that brad Graham?

"Schmeeechmeeeschmeee"
by fascist lemonde December 9, 2013
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Brad Marchand

A rat that canโ€™t even touch the puck on a hockey shoot out. No one like him and 2020 is Nacho year.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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