Brass Banding

The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.

Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.

by SuperTrans March 26, 2020

tingling brass

A sexual position in which you grab the shaft of a man and move your hand up and down like a ringing a bell. Usually quite painful.

Man 1 : Why is that man walking funny?
Man 2 : his wife caught him cheating and so she gave him a tingling brass.

Man 1 : Ouch!

by ChristmasPancake March 31, 2020

Brass

Grim, ugly, not nice, disgusting, gross.

Ugh that sandwich was brass.

What is that smell, that is brass!!!

by Psych100 June 18, 2020

Brass paloma

A cocktail made with tequila, grapefruit juice, and an I.P.A. Name derived from brass monkey (a drink made from beer and orange juice reference in the Beastie Boys song of that same name) and a paloma (a drink made from grapefruit juice and tequila).

We spent our warm, summer evening on the porch, sipping brass palomas.

by Pseudoratsofnym September 14, 2020

no brass

When someone doesn't give a damn anymore. Similar to someone "zerofucksgiven"

Brass is a beautiful metal when polished and can be used to decorate things. When someone has no brass, it means they are raw, bad to the bone, and don't give a rats ass.

This kid was driving over curbs and doing improper u-turns, speeding like a bat out of hell... Kids got no brass dude!

Also: Did you hear the way this punk talks to the big dogs!? Bro he has absolutely no brass! The audacity is through the roof!

by Subiedoo November 7, 2020

Brass

Shirt for bare ass or to bare ass. To slip your hands under ones trousers to feel their bare ass.

John: “hi Stacy do u want to meet my mate”
Stacy: “yeh sure”
John: “he says u have a nice bunda so can be brass u”
Stacy: “yeh sure. He’s tops anyways”

by Swagmanbillybobthesecond October 7, 2020

Brass P*ssy

When someone is acting like an idiot or acting foolish. Most commonly yelled into a fake walkie-talkie.

(click) "Yeah we got a brass p*ssy on isle 6, repeat, a brass p*ssy on isle 6" (end click)

by rockynuts December 4, 2017