balin

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Get with it.

by larstait October 27, 2003

Bowling For Soup

A band originating in Wichita Falls, Texas. After releasing ROCK ON HONORABLE ONES!!! they moved to Denton, Texas. in 2000, LETS DO IT FOR JOHNNY came out with many hilarious songs including their first single, "The Bitch Song". in 2002, they released DRUNK ENOUGH TO DANCE with 2 singles: "Girl All The Bad Guys Want" and "Emily". Bowling For Soup then re-released the album with "Punk Rock 101", which is the reason why many people think they are poseurs. In mid 2004, Bowling For Soup released their biggest and best album, A HANGOVER YOU DON'T DESERVE. It contained singles "1985", "Almost", and more recently, "Ohio (Come Back To Texas)". This album was VERY similar to Blink-182 and Sum 41's style of just having fun except a little less obnoxious.

A lot of people hate this band for a few reasons:
1: The overplaying of the song "1985" on the radio.
2: They're WAY too busy bitching about what's punk and what's not
3: They just don't like them, which is acceptable, but some people make fun of others for listening to "fake music"

So, Bowling for Soup is a great band. They just need more fans.

Real fan: I love Bowling For Soup! I have heard just about all of their songs and I can't get enough of them! Rock on Honorable ones!!!

Teenybopper: OMG I WUV BFS!!! JAWET IS SO HOTT!!! NOT NOW IS BEST SONG!!! HATERS BURN IN HELL!!!

Real hater: I am not a fan of Bowling For Soup. I have heard just about all of their songs and I don't like it. However, I accept the fact that some people may like this band.

Retard: BFS suxx0rz!!! 1985 sux THERE4, BfS SUXXXXXXXXXX!!!! FanZ BERN IN HeLl!1!!11!1!!!1!!1!2

by I LISTEN 2 EVERYTHING July 3, 2006

bowling ball grip

Sexual act. The act placing two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus, and subsequently penetrating both in unison using a massage-like motion.

To warm Alicia up for sex, John lubed up and gave her the bowling ball grip.

by Mark Larger June 14, 2011

ballin hard

kinda like ballin but times ten.

For example you could go to the mall get the moncler hubert jacket for 2 bandz n be ballin... Or you could take that whole muthafuckin rack of moncler and be ballin hard.

by BossGwop November 13, 2013

Kangaroo Balling

This is when after anal sex with a fellow lady friend, you insert your testicles in her anus.Letting it clamp up, and jumping like a kangaroo to get them out.

I kangaroo balled Christina last night, in the end both of us were crying.

by Will Benson February 21, 2004

Ballin'

To be living the good life. Rich, has mostly everything that you want.

That kid sitting across the table from us is ballin'!

by bkrasner December 18, 2006

ballin

1. To be well respected, high in status, wealthy; a "player".
2. To preform in the act of playing basketball.

Check out those rims, hommie. He be ballin.

Where my nigga lemar at?
Hes ballin with his hommies.

by uhhh bryan October 2, 2005