BATTERY ASSERTION

The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.

It is everybody's PRISON CELL

It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.

Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.

Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?

Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021

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Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up

I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery

by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021

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Battery

A device containing an electric cell or a series of electric cells storing energy that can be converted into electrical power, (In Simple words) An Object That Powers Many Devices, Such As, Toys, Remotes, Controllers, etc.

I Put A Battery In A Remote For It Turn On And Change Channels

by 86ft97 September 27, 2022

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Droppin Batteries

When you're holding Batteries and you drop them.
It is frowned upon in most cultures.

Girl 1: Holy shit! Dante is droppin Batteries!!
Girl 2: Fuck! That is so frowned upon.

by Dontdropthebatteriesyouwhore April 13, 2011

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Baghdad battery

When one partner lays on the floor while the other partner squats over their head. As they take their stance, the "bottom" partner then tases the "top" partner right in the butthole.

While the power was off last night, we decided to lighten the mood with a good 'ol fashion Baghdad battery!

by NoMoreShabuShabu May 13, 2023

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