Awkward Starfishing

1. When someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.

Guy #1: You're so attractive.
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*

Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing

*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*

by awkawkawkawkawk March 13, 2011

Awkward Salmon

An act performed when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness. The act involves positioning your hand between the legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping the hand rapidly between the thighs of the chosen person. This supposedly represents a Salmon struggling out of water.

Usually screaming "Awkward Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.

XXX: Hey have you heard about that... thing i heard.... about?
YYY:......
XXX:.....

ZZZ: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'XXX' and begins slapping. '

ZZZ: AWKWARD SALMON LOL

XXX:.....
YYY:.....
ZZZ:.....

by Flyin Weetard April 26, 2011

Pretty Handsome Awkward

A song by The Used that is rumored to be about Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance, becuase of the fact that Bert McCracken (Lead Singer of The Used) and Gerard Way had a "Falling-Out".

Gerard McCracken...LOL! ...the good old days... although I luv the song Pretty Handsome Awkward...

by _music_luver_person_ February 22, 2009

awkward indian

the awkward indian is achieved when you are completely clothed and your female partner is completely naked.

Did you see Jesse pull the awkward indian last night? It' funny because she's a Cherokee.

by higgins & steckel January 1, 2006

awkward

1.) causing difficulty; hard to do or deal with
2.) causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience
3.) not smooth or graceful; ungainly

An EXTREMELY over-used word, used mainly by immature kids in their early teenage years, to define an ironic or embarrassing moment. Very few of these kids actually know the meaning of the word, and use it so quantitatively for any circumstance that in their minds, everything is 'awkward'. Some like to add their own spunk to the word, resulting in disasters such as 'awk sauce' and even 'awklate milk'.

"That awkward moment when your friends tell your crush how much you talk about him."

"Thats a nice glass of awklate milk, bro."
"Yeah buddy."

"So today I texted my friend, and they didn't text back."
"Woah dude, that's so awk..."
"I know."

by IHateYourChildrenXx November 20, 2011

Awemaztastic

A combination of the words (awe)some, a(maz)ing and fan(tastic).

All of these words are over-used, but together it's something totally new! Yay!

"That was amazing!"
"No. No, it wasn't. It was way better than that. It was awemaztastic!!!"

by Pokey89 December 11, 2007

awkward silence turtle

One of many useful hand gestures to use when stuck in an awkward situation. Made by placing one hand on top of the other and wiggling your thumbs as though they are flippers.

The dead awkward silence turtle is also fun, made with your palms facing up, and is a much more amusing silence breaker.

Mandy: "Hey how was saturday night?"

Tim: "I had sex with a transexual"
Mandy:*awkward silence turtle*

Tim:"Turns out it was your brother."
Mandy: *dead awkward silence turtle"

by Karakas August 14, 2009