Average Fig

A person that tries to be a special snow flake because they think thats cool

Thomas Is such an Average Fig

by Droid your looking for March 17, 2016

Average Nebraskan

the act of getting fingerbanged while driving

I gave my wife an average nebraskan on our way to Lincoln.

by below-average-nebraskan November 21, 2022

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021

Average

Baker Mayfield

The browns qb is average.

by anonymous November 5, 2021

The Average Shinnie

The average Shinnie, used to refer to the typical Shinji Ikari (NGE) kinnie.

Emma (Shinnie): I am not a Shinnie! ☹️ *accuses someone else of being a Shinnie*

Chad: The average Shinnie response

by npc_ January 10, 2023

Average height of a 13 year old girl

The average height of a 13 year old girl is in fact 5’6

Claire:im above average

Daniel:The Average height of a 13 year old girl

Claire:im 5’4

Daniel:below average haha

by afromandan March 14, 2022

better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.

If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025