Text Attack

Sending one text message as many times as possible in a short period of time to one person causing their phone to freeze up or reboot. Is most effective when five or more people text one persons phone sending them upwards of 100 messages each. Easier to do pre smartphone era but is still possible with the resend feature on most phones being easily accessible.

"I text attacked Jess yesterday to the point where she called me crying saying her phone was broken."

by Mr. C-lay June 19, 2013

Franic-attack

When you get overwhelmed by a crazy amount of chaotic energy and can't contain yourself. It usually happens late at night or after consuming copious amounts of sugar/caffeine! It is more likely to occur in people whose name starts with Fran.

Person 1: Do you see that girl running in wonky circles and singing? What is she doing?!
Person 2: She must be having a franic-attack!

by Banannie777 January 30, 2022

Comedy Attack

When somebody has too much to drink, and as a result has a seizure of comedy. This often involves acts of stupidity or danger which the person will believe to be hilarious.

"You win this time Maiden..." said Chris.
"He's having another Comedy Attack again isn't he?" replied Charlotte.

by Stanners03 November 19, 2011

Cracker Attack

When someone has had enough of you being all up in their space, and smashes a cracker in your face.

YOU JUST GOT CRACKER ATTACKED!

by blaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh October 22, 2010

Cunt Attack

When your partner is a cunt and goes off over an insignificant matter.

Did you see Kurt's wife? She had a cunt attack at woollies in front of everyone!

by SirKnows2little January 7, 2022

agg attack

Somebody who is very aggravating and annoying who causes others to feel large amounts of frustration when they speak

Bethany: “omg Brooke is always trying to steal someone’s man.”
Lilac: “I know right she keeps trying to get with my boyfriend, it’s so aggravating she’s such an agg attack.”

by YaGurlGA March 9, 2020

Stack-attacked

When a Stack of a man acts nice for a day or two and then spontaneously reverts to his chaotic created fake persona in order to inflict loud abusive verbal b.s. upon his mate and all those that are within hearing distance as a diversion tactic for his covert plans and operations.

"I'm going to use my crew boss voice Sasha!!!I don't care if everyone can hear it!!Do you want me to get louder!!!??" To be Stack-attacked.

by Sweethearted February 12, 2020