People don't rob somebody with automatic weapons for 100 dollars and under. There are bank robbers that go out of their way to keep people alive for millions of dollars. If someone is risking their life, freedom, and someone else's life for 100 dollars, the cash the clerk had on hand was never the prize. The payoff was either going to come later if the assassins didn't get caught, or they were taking a fall for somebody else by getting caught.
The assassination was made to look like a robbery, as many are. Robberies and accidents tend to be two things an assassin falls in love with as a go to explanation for why an unsuspecting target ended up dead.
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

Remember that fight in Vinland saga between Thorkell and Thorfin? Remember how Askeladd reflected the sun off his sword to blind Thorkell?
Hym "This has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with any assassination attempts I've heard of but I'm literally Askeladd and you're welcome for that at least."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

The assassination of BroBloxChris is an event that occurred in 08/05§24 at 3 AM EDT where the Roblox moderators accused Chris of facilitating account theft by receiving and/or moving stolen items which was completely fake so it's a false execution, BroBloxVik tried to cover up his by lying and saying he died in a fire which is completely wrong considering Vik is known for working for Roblox Corporation.
BroBloxChris was later found out to be innocent and it was a wrongful execution
BroBloxChris was later found out to be innocent and it was a wrongful execution
by Black watch August 13, 2024

by ball fondler December 5, 2023

A type of droid in Star Wars designed to kill important people. Despite being among the most badass droids featured in the franchise, they weren't done justice until the release of The Mandalorian.
Clone Trooper: We can kick battle droid butt!
Clone Commander: But that's an Assassin Droid...
Clone Trooper: Shit...
Clone Commander: But that's an Assassin Droid...
Clone Trooper: Shit...
by Exterminator (not really) December 2, 2019

“did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”
by bigpussyloving December 9, 2020

by Dldkdkdkdk February 18, 2022
